WHY HILLBILLIES CAN'T BE PARAMEDICS
Bubba and Billy Bob are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bubba
grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;
his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone
and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
Bubba and Billy Bob are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Bubba
grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing;
his eyes are rolled back in his head. Billy Bob whips out his cell phone
and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead! What
should I do?" The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it
easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
Billy Bob's voice comes back on the line, "Okay, now what?"
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