Five Reasons Not to Be a Penis:
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favorite . .
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
1. You're bald your whole life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. Your neighbors are nuts.
4. The guy behind you is an asshole.
And my personal favorite . .
5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
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