T.G.I.F. VS S.H.I.T.

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde
already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F." 

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her biggest
smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T"

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain, "'T-G-I-F' means
Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?" The man answered,
"'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."