Bubby, Junior and the Blonde

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole,
looking up. A blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but
we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts,
and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket,
took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked
away. 
 
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb
blonde? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.