You gotta love old men

 

YOU GOTTA LOVE OLD MEN

I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court.

I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. 

The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors:  green, red,

 orange, and blue.

The old man kept staring at him.  The teenager would look and find the

old man staring every time.  When the teenager had enough, he

sarcastically asked, "What's the matter old man, never done anything

wild in your live"?

The old man did not bat an eye in his response, "Got drunk once and

had sex with a peacock.  I was wondering if you were my son."

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